This Watermelon Wifey review is about the flavour we reach for most. It is juicy watermelon, sweet and crisp, in a 1g all-in-one shaped like a lip gloss – and of all nine flavours, it is the one that suits the most people.
Watermelon Wifey review at a glance
- Format: 1g all-in-one, shaped like a lip gloss
- Heating: ceramic
- Draw: auto-draw, no buttons
- Airflow: dual airflow
- Battery: 300 mAh, USB-C charging
- Price: $45.00 single, $121.50 for 3, $182.25 for 5
In one line: the lightest, cleanest flavour in the range, and the easiest place to start.
What Watermelon Wifey tastes like
The first pull
Fresh-cut watermelon, bright and sweet. It is not the candy version you might expect from the name – there is no sour-sweet sugar hit, just clean fruit that tastes like the pink middle of a cold slice.
The finish
Cool and quick. The flavour fades cleanly instead of lingering, which is exactly why it works as an all-day pen: it never gets heavy or tiring, even after a long evening.
7 reasons it is our best everyday pen
- It is light. Nothing about the flavour is intense, so it never wears out its welcome.
- It is clean. The finish does not coat your mouth the way creamier flavours can.
- It suits beginners. If you are new to the line, this is the least surprising place to start.
- It pairs with everything. In a mixed pack it sits happily next to bold or creamy flavours.
- It looks the part. Like every pen in the line, it reads as makeup, not hardware.
- There is nothing to learn. Auto-draw, no buttons, USB-C charging.
- It is the reset flavour. After something rich like Strawberry Matcha, it clears the palate.
The device
Every flavour uses the same hardware, so this part of any Watermelon Wifey review is really a review of the pen itself. The ceramic heating gives an even draw from the first pull to the last, and dual airflow keeps it smooth rather than harsh. There are no buttons: inhale and the auto-draw does the rest. When it slows down, a USB-C top-up sorts it out.
The design is the point. Slim, glossy and shaped exactly like a tube of gloss, it sits in a makeup bag and nobody looks twice.
Who Watermelon Wifey is for
- Anyone trying the lip gloss pen line for the first time
- People who find creamy or dessert flavours too rich
- Anyone who wants one pen that works any time of day
If you want something bolder, look at Berry Baddie. If you want creamy, try Strawberry Matcha.
What we would change
An honest Watermelon Wifey review has to say it: if you want a flavour that makes a statement, this is not it. It is deliberately gentle. Fans of bold fruit may find it too quiet, and should start with Berry Baddie or the limited-edition Pearanormal Activity instead.
How to get the most from Watermelon Wifey
A few small habits make every pen taste better and last longer, and they matter as much as anything else in this Watermelon Wifey review. Here is how we use ours:
- Take short, steady draws. Two or three seconds keeps the flavour bright; long pulls can taste flatter.
- Keep it capped. The cap keeps lint and dust out of the mouthpiece.
- Store it upright and cool. Heat and direct sun are the enemies of flavour, so never leave it in a hot car.
- Charge before it dies. If the draw starts to feel weak, a quick USB-C top-up usually brings it back.
- Rotate flavours. Switching between two pens keeps each one tasting fresh.
Why the lip gloss shape matters
It is easy to treat the shape as a gimmick, but it changes how the pen fits into your day. It is slim enough for the smallest clutch, light enough that you forget it is in your pocket, and it reads as makeup rather than hardware. There is nothing to click, twist or refill, and it charges on the same USB-C cable as your phone. For us, that ease is a big part of why Watermelon Wifey ends up being the pen you actually carry, and it is worth weighing in any Watermelon Wifey review alongside the flavour itself.
Watermelon Wifey compared with other flavours
| Flavour | Taste | Intensity | Best for |
|---|---|---|---|
| Watermelon Wifey | Fresh, crisp watermelon | Light | Every day, beginners |
| Peach Perfection | Smooth, fresh peach | Light | Easy afternoons |
| Berry Baddie | Sweet-tart mixed berries | Bold | When you want more attitude |
| Strawberry Matcha | Strawberry and creamy matcha | Medium | Something different |
The table sums up where this Watermelon Wifey review lands: every pen shares the same hardware, so the only real difference is taste.
Watermelon Wifey review: more questions
Does Watermelon Wifey taste artificial?
Not to us. It is closer to fresh fruit than to watermelon candy, which is the main thing people notice.
What is the best flavour to pair it with?
Berry Baddie for contrast, or Peach Perfection if you want to keep things light.
Is it good value?
A 5-pack brings the price down to $36.45 per pen, 19% below a single.
Pack sizes and how to reserve
Pick a pack size, press Buy, and nothing is charged online. We hold the order for seven days while an agent settles payment with you to finalize it, and you collect with valid 21+ photo ID. Packs can mix flavours. The full process is on the pickup and returns page.
Ready to try it? Go straight to Watermelon Wifey, or compare it with every flavour in the collection.
Watermelon Wifey review: the verdict
It is not the loudest flavour in the line, and it is not trying to be. It is the one you finish, restock and keep in your bag – and that is the best compliment we can give it. For most people, the short answer to this Watermelon Wifey review is simple: start here.
Is Watermelon Wifey sweet?
Lightly. It tastes like fresh fruit rather than candy.
Is it good for beginners?
Yes – it is the flavour we point new customers to first.
Can I mix it in a pack?
Yes. Any 3-pack or 5-pack can mix flavours.
The lip gloss pen line is shared with our sister brand, MWAH – same manufacturer, same hardware, same flavours.
This review is written by the MWAH team about our own product. It describes our honest take on the flavour and the device; your taste may differ. For adults 21+ only.